Knotty Pines Country Club

I am an entity that exists for one soul purpose, THERAPY. Some people will never understand how shooting things and playing in the mud can be a release, WE ARE NOT FOR YOU. Some people will look down on us for the way we dress, speak and or our choice on what to do with our spare time, WE ARE NOT FOR YOU. We are a group of every day joes from all fascites of live and professions come together in a brethren of having fun outside the city limits.

Monday, December 04, 2006

Sound about Right??

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen."Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful...CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!"
The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving!"